You don't have to justify a beautiful stroke of good luck. Accept it. Smile and say thank you.

Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.

My ability to keep cool in a crisis is based entirely on not knowing all the facts.

I like to sing and it's just really fun to sing, and I don't get too much. And at my house I'm not allowed to because, you know, your children can't stand it when you sing at home.

Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the people of Lake Woebegon

I talk in subjects and verbs, and sort of wind around in concentric circles until I get far enough away from the beginning so that I can call it the end, and it ends.

Eating a little was like vomiting a little, just as bad as a lot.