A romp in the hay lingers like the first line of a song, but your true love is the one you make a life with and write more than a line about, you write a whole book.

I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense.

I'm a lucky guy. I get to sit around every day and indulge in make believe and get paid for it.

People in cars cause accidents and accidents in cars cause people.

When you wage war on the public schools, you're attacking the mortar that holds the community together. You're not a conservative, you're a vandal.

When you're a little kid, your heart is open and tender and a harsh word can go straight in and become part of your life.

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have.