As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.
Garrison KeillorIn California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache.
Garrison KeillorYour life is a work of art, and in the end, the underlying theme of great art is bravery and hope and love.
Garrison KeillorGirls . . . were allowed to play in the house . . . and boys were sent outdoors. . . . Boys ran around in the yard with toy guns going kksshh-kksshh, fighting wars for made-up reasons and arguing about who was dead, while girls stayed inside and played with dolls, creating complex family groups and learning how to solve problems through negotiation and roleplaying. Which gender is better equipped, on the whole, to live an adult life, would you guess?
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