In romance, as in life, you only learn when you're losing.

My ability to keep cool in a crisis is based entirely on not knowing all the facts.

A person does feel sheepish picking on journalists, a class already so richly despised that if a planeload of them crashed in flames, most people would smile from pure reflex.

Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the people of Lake Woebegon

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for either