I was brought up imagining that cream rises to the top, merit wins out, the race is to the swift and riches to men of understanding, but it ain't necessarily so. The swift stand a better chance if they are also beautiful.

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty.

Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.

I'm a lucky guy. I get to sit around every day and indulge in make believe and get paid for it.

I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.

A man can't eat anger for breakfast and sleep with it at night and not suffer damage to his soul.