Years ago, manhood was an opportunity for achievement, and now it is a problem to be overcome.

When you're old you feast on your memories, and if you spend too much time on exercise, you may get old and not have many.

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

Marriage, friends, is a lifelong feast; love is no light lunch.

I can write anywhere. I write in airports. I write on airplanes. I've written in the back seats of taxis. I write in hotel rooms. I love hotel rooms. I just write wherever I am whenever I need to write.

All fiction comes from a little bit of reality, otherwise it would have no relevance. The fun is in innovation, take something real like this fair, and make it something larger than life.

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!