Eating a little was like vomiting a little, just as bad as a lot.

To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich.

In romance, as in life, you only learn when you're losing.

A good friend is a person who thinks you're one of the good eggs, even if he knows you're a little cracked.

I write on a laptop, so it's impossible to count drafts anymore.

People do what they are told not to do. It happens time and time again. Here on the frozen tundra, it is known as the Tongue on the Frozen Pump Handle principle.

Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.