Eating a little was like vomiting a little, just as bad as a lot.

Second violins can play a concerto perfectly if they're in their own home and nobody's there.

When you wage war on the public schools, you're attacking the mortar that holds the community together. You're not a conservative, you're a vandal.

I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.

You don't have to justify a beautiful stroke of good luck. Accept it. Smile and say thank you.

I don't want them to be told to remember me.