Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

In Lake Wobegon, we don't forget mistakes.

We'd all be alot happier if we'd stop assuming we're supposed to be happy.

God plays a lot of jokes on us to get our attention.

Scripture doesn't promise that God will remove temptation, only that you'll be given strength to withstand it.

When the New Yorker turned down work, they turned it down in such an elaborately gentlemanly way making apologies for their own shortsightedness. Undoubtedly it was their fault but somehow for some reason this fell short of the remarkably high standard that you by your own work have set for yourself. They had a way of rejecting my work that made me feel sorry for them somehow.

I remember when I switched from Christmas to sex as the secret of happiness.