Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

I grew up in a fundamentalist protestant family that stressed that we were a select people and so we were to avoid contact with others who did not share our faith.

I loved feeling special. I hated feeling special.

We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense.