Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

I feel it's so hard for young actors; It's a different world that they're coming up in; there's so much money to be made off of their personal lives, and people are bound and determined to make that money.

Those people on daytime TV talking about how their parents never gave them the positive feedback they needed and that's why they shot them- those are not Minnesotans.

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.

A compassionate conservative is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have a last 'make a wish'.

To Norwegians, the polka is a form of martial art.

It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.