All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!

You don't have to justify a beautiful stroke of good luck. Accept it. Smile and say thank you.

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.

When in doubt, look intelligent.

Majestic doesn't appeal to us. We [Americans] like the Grand Canyon better with Clarence and Arlene parked in front of it, smiling.

I think that if writers are tempted to do other things, they ought to go do other things. They should not write if they don't feel like it. I say this as a competitor. I am not interested in encouraging people who are in competition with me.