All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?

I usually don't work with other people; I do the whole show myself.

To Norwegians, the polka is a form of martial art.

Second violins can play a concerto perfectly if they're in their own home and nobody's there.

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster.

Your car, comfort though it be, this little den and dining room on wheels, is a prison that deadens your senses, and to feel wholly alive you must go for a walk.

Have interesting failures.... If you need to have a personal crisis have it now. Don't wait until midlife, when it will take longer to resolve.... Don't pity yourselves. Lighten up. Seek people with a sense of humor. Avoid humorless people-and do not marry one, for God's sake.