Some of us have a relentless urge to attempt what we can never be good at and neglect our true calling.

It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.

I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.

The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.

I grew up in a fundamentalist protestant family that stressed that we were a select people and so we were to avoid contact with others who did not share our faith.

TV news is as bloody as Shakespeare but without the intelligence and the poetry. If you watch television news you know less about the world than if you drank gin out of a bottle