Bad things don't happen to writers; it's all material.
No matter what time of year I come here, people always say the same thing: Its not usually like this.
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!
Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.
I write on a laptop, so it's impossible to count drafts anymore.
The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.