That's why God created marriage, so people wouldn't have to fight with strangers.
I remember when I switched from Christmas to sex as the secret of happiness.
She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city block.
Humor needs to come in under cover of darkness, in disguise, and surprise people.
When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.
I have taken so many wrong turns and been so careless with precious things and managed to lose, or break, or leave out in the rain so much that I loved.