Some people have a love of their fellow man in their hearts, and others require a light anesthetic.
Garrison KeillorThey say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Garrison KeillorJust because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the people of Lake Woebegon
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