My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts.