I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.