I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.

I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.