I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.

I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts.