I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.

Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.

Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?

Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.