When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.
First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.