You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
Garry ShandlingAfter making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
Garry ShandlingThey should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
Garry ShandlingI'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
Garry Shandling