I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.