They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
Garry ShandlingI once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
Garry ShandlingI don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.
Garry Shandling