I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.