I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.

The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behaviour, interested me.

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.