I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.

The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behaviour, interested me.

I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.