I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.