My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"

Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.

First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.

Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.