Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.

I think everything contributes to your creativity.

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda?

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run.