The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.