I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.
I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts.
It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.
Don't go back over your life with a red pen.
There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.
I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.