If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.

I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.