If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the middle of the night and don't fall directly back to sleep, I'm like, 'I've been up for an hour and a half I could have watched 'Toy Story 3' by now.' In this economy it is a sin not to be watching movies when you have Netflix.

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.

Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent.

My brother is a tax guy, and the way I look at it, it's like he's spending his life saving money for rich people. So I think making strangers laugh, at least having a creative component to your profession, is more manageable for me. I can live with that a lot easier.