If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

I've always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.

I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the middle of the night and don't fall directly back to sleep, I'm like, 'I've been up for an hour and a half I could have watched 'Toy Story 3' by now.' In this economy it is a sin not to be watching movies when you have Netflix.

For the first few years I wrote jokes and performed them word for word and then wrote tags for them and did that word for word and that worked pretty well. Now, I do almost all of my writing on stage and then record and listen for any new things and then I write those down.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.