It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.
As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.
No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!
Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.
When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party.
I've always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy.