If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

Night to night, doing the clubs is a lot of fun too because you have a lot more freedom and you don't have to worry about swearing or going off the script or going long or going short. If you bomb, only a handful of people see it. On TV, a lot of people see it.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

For the first few years I wrote jokes and performed them word for word and then wrote tags for them and did that word for word and that worked pretty well. Now, I do almost all of my writing on stage and then record and listen for any new things and then I write those down.

Without my family, I'd be something.

I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.

I think everything contributes to your creativity.