As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.

It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don't make or break a career.

As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.