As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that.

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

Night to night, doing the clubs is a lot of fun too because you have a lot more freedom and you don't have to worry about swearing or going off the script or going long or going short. If you bomb, only a handful of people see it. On TV, a lot of people see it.

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda?