I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.

I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!