I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda?

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

I really think I'm at the top of my game right now, and I have the tools that I've learned over the years, so I feel really good about what I'm doing onstage now.

Without my family, I'd be something.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party.