I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.

I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.

As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.

I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the middle of the night and don't fall directly back to sleep, I'm like, 'I've been up for an hour and a half I could have watched 'Toy Story 3' by now.' In this economy it is a sin not to be watching movies when you have Netflix.

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.