I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.

The other thing is that I'm a pretty moody guy, but no one really wants to see a normal-looking guy complain about things or talk about being unhappy. That's hard. Most people are like, 'Well, you have all your hair and you're tall, so why are you unhappy?' That can be limiting.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

With basketball, if a guy is having an off night you still can say he's a good athlete. But with a comedian, you see them in front of the wrong audience - and they can look like complete amateurs. It's remarkable.

I think the biggest challenge I have faced is that I have struggled most of my life with often crippling depression which has sometimes if not keeping me off stage kept me from writing regularly and with any kind of confidence.