I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.

I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators.

I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile.

My brother is a tax guy, and the way I look at it, it's like he's spending his life saving money for rich people. So I think making strangers laugh, at least having a creative component to your profession, is more manageable for me. I can live with that a lot easier.

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

I think the biggest challenge I have faced is that I have struggled most of my life with often crippling depression which has sometimes if not keeping me off stage kept me from writing regularly and with any kind of confidence.

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.