I think everything is fair game to a certain extent.

Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run.

For the first few years I wrote jokes and performed them word for word and then wrote tags for them and did that word for word and that worked pretty well. Now, I do almost all of my writing on stage and then record and listen for any new things and then I write those down.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

My brother is a tax guy, and the way I look at it, it's like he's spending his life saving money for rich people. So I think making strangers laugh, at least having a creative component to your profession, is more manageable for me. I can live with that a lot easier.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.