Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.
It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.
Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.