Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955