My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
Gene PerretWhat a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.
Gene PerretIt's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.
Gene PerretI don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.
Gene Perret