My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.