My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.