My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.