He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955
Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.
I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.