Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.