Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.