What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.

It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.