Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.
My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.
He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955