What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.
Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.
Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.
Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.