In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
Gene PerretI like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.
Gene PerretIt's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.
Gene PerretTwo things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.
Gene Perret