I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.