I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.