I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955