It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.