I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.

I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.