I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.