I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.