I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.
My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.