I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.