I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.