Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.