An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."