Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.
My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.
Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.