Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955
I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.
It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.
My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.
Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.