An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.