I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.