I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.