On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.