Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.