Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.