I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.