Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.