He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955
Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.
I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.
I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.