"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.

I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.

It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.

"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.