"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.