Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.