My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.
He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955
Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.