When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.