When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.