It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.
Gene Perret"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.
Gene PerretMy grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.
Gene PerretAn hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.
Gene Perret