Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.
I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.