I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.
Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.
Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955