Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.