My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.
An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.