Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.
I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.
I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.