Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.