Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."