Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.