Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.