Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.
He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.
I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.