Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.

I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.