I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.

Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.