Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.
It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.