I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.