He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.