He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.