I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.
He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.
Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.