Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Gene PerretRetirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Gene PerretWhen you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
Gene PerretTwo things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.
Gene Perret