He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.