In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.