In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.

It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.