In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.