Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.
Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."