In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.