I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.
I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.