"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.
Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.
I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.