Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.