Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.