Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.
Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.
My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.
I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.
It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.