Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.

Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.