Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.