Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.